March 12, 2008
Great basketball quotes and Wise basketball sayings
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If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming
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They said playing basketball would kill me. Well, not playing basketball was killing me
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
There isn’t a single professional sports season now that doesn’t go on at least a month too long. Baseball starts in football weather, and football in baseball weather, and basketball overlaps them both.
I haven’t been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.
When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.
Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit?