This is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn’t have spectators.
~saying by Dick Vertleib

Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it’s unfair. It’s a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises…. It’s a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher.
~inspirational quote on Golf by Jim Murray

All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There’s hundreds of millions of poor people out there who still ain’t got indoor plumbing, but that don’t mean there’s something great about an outhouse. Soccer is boring. I’ve never seen a more boring sport.
~good quotes about Soccer of Mike Royko, 1994

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love.
~famous sayings on Baseball by Bryant Gumbel, 1981

Sports are too much with us. Late and soon, sitting and watching - mostly watching on television - we lay waste our powers of identification and enthusiasm and, in time, attention as more and more closing rallies and crucial putts and late field goals and final playoffs and sudden deaths and world records and world championships unreel themselves ceaselessly before our half-lidded eyes.
~motivational quotations on Sports by Roger Angell

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls’ sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.
~wise sports sayings by Homer Simpson, The Simpsons