No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
~good quotes about Dieting of George Bernard Shaw

History… is an aggregation of truths, half-truths, semi-truths, fables, myths, rumors, prejudices, personal narratives, gossip, and official prevarications. It is a canvas upon which thousands of artists throughout the ages have splashed their conceptions and interpretations of a day and an era. Some motifs are grotesque and some are magnificent.
~famous sayings on History by Philip D. Jordan

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.
~motivational quotations on Memory by Samuel Johnson

It is the true office of history to represent the events themselves, together with the counsels, and to leave the observations and conclusions thereupon to the liberty and faculty of every man’s judgment.
~wise office sayings by Francis Bacon, Advancement of Learning

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct.
~saying by Thomas Jefferson

I think there is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot
~inspirational quote on Patriot Day by Gary Hart

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier’s office.
~good quotes about Medical of Francis O’Walsh

A man who has no office to go to - I don’t care who he is - is a trial of which you can have no conception.
~famous sayings on Unemployment by George Bernard Shaw