Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots
 ~famous sayings on Valentine’s Day by Hoosier Farmer

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income
 ~motivational quotations on Retirement by Chi Chi Rodriguez

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
 ~wise husbands sayings by James H. Boren

A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother’s love endures through all.
 ~saying by Washington Irving

My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid, but in this day and age, I don’t want something around my neck that’s worth more than my head.
 ~inspirational quote on Jewelry by Rita Rudner

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family
 ~good quotes about Mothers Day of Lawrence Housman

The husband who doesn’t tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn’t know won’t hurt him.
 ~famous sayings on Marriage by Leo J. Burke